The PARANOIA INTERACTIVE SCREEN is an experimental but entirely safe device developed by those totally non-mutant geniuses over at R&D. How will it make you happy?

• TOUCH SCREEN! It's entirely tangible. There is, actually, a piece of cardboard on the table, not just a hologram or social convention.
• INTERACTIVE! Slam your Action Cards (TM) on the screen's ACTION SLOTS for SPECIAL BONUS POWERS!
• DANGEROUSLY INTERACTIVE! Knock over the screen and win BIG PRIZES*!
• SO STYLISH AND AWESOME, you'll think it's above your security clearance!

* Prizes may include termination.